the method to our madness
We’re not here to “stay positive.” We’re here to channel chaos into charm—one shady sticker, tee, and eye roll at a time.
We align with people who hate small talk, love passive aggression, and definitely need just one more sticker for their emotional support water bottle.
We take your inner monologue and make it merch.
Petty? Maybe.
Empowering? Absolutely.
Each piece is designed to say what you're thinking—but make it cuter.
leave a message weʻll probably screenshot it for later
We guess this is where you reach out.
Hopefully it’s not weird. For vibes, collabs, or business-y things:
Be cool. Be brief. Don’t overexplain.